Secrets are always fun. They're just not much fun if they remain secrets. Remember how it was when little kids have a secret that sing song voice, "I've got a secret." This is not meant to keep the secret. It's meant to cajole someone into wheedle it out of them
Well NASCAR or in this case B. Z. France, seems to feel the same way. After all and think about this, if a secret fine is really kept as a secret then it isn't really going to do much good, is it?
Kind of like that age old question that has been debated for so long. If a secret fine falls in the garage and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Fortunately NASCAR's so called "secret" fines, are in no danger of remaining "secrets." This got me to thinking about some other famous "secrets" that somehow got outed.
Albert Einstein really was the smartest guy in the room.
Donald Trump has weird hair.
Scrooge Mc Duck and Jack Benny were both kind of close with a buck.
Dale Jr. is a little like Stewart Smalley. He's good enough, he's smart enough and damn it, people like him.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, & walks like a duck, it's probably Cousin Carl's sponsor.
The real reason that John D. Rockefeller handed out shiny new dimes to children was that he could afford.
Bernie Madoff wasn't really the investment whizz that people thought he was. Besides Madoff, is way too close to Made off as in Made off with my money.
Elvis really has left the building.
If you owned a race car back in the day and Anthony Joseph Foyt was available to drive it, you should grab him.
Gracie Allen could make almost any straight man, look good. George was lucky to have her.
Liberace probably wasn't into martial arts.
If you were a betting person and John Wayne was fighting, you should bet on him.
Shirley Temple was a cute kid.
If you were very, very, rich and you were looking for a money manager, you
might want to pass on anyone in the US Congress.
Smokey Yunick was a pretty fair country innovator.
William Claude Dunkenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, didn't get that big red nose from just pretending to take a little nip, now and then.
Dolly Parton, isn't really into understatement.
The absolutely worst CEO makes tons more than the best worker.
Leona Helmsley never won any humanitarian awards.
Marilyn Monroe has staying power. Kim Kardashian, probably not so much.
TV preachers aren't that much better than the rest of us.
If you're looking to invest, bridges usually aren't your best options.
Brian France has lots of really neat stuff. Porsche's homes, etc. They all
have keys. With all his keys, a Pi Beta Kappa isn't among them.
So don't worry NASCAR. So what if your secret fines don't stay secrets long.
As you can see, you're in good company.
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